Oct
11
‘Star Crash’ (1979)
They just don’t make crap sci-fi fantasy films like they used to.

‘Star Crash’ is a massive Italian rip-off of a certain rather famous 1977 space adventure with a similar title and a much bigger budget.
Most of the effects here look like they were knocked up by Blue Peter presenters on acid. Plus it features The Hoff battling a rubbish stop motion robot.
Both these points make ‘Star Crash’ far more worthy of your attention than ‘The Phantom Menace’.